2019 NFL Predictions – My Girlfriend Edition

I had my girlfriend predict every game of the 2018 season, using http://www.nflplayoffpredictor.com. It was not the most fun she has ever had in her life, but she took one for the team.

My girlfriend knows three things.

  1. The Dolphins (my team) stink. Because of the profanity that comes out of my mouth when I watch them.
  2. The Patriots are good.
  3. The Eagles just won the Super Bowl.

With all of that being said, these will probably be the most accurate predictions ever posted on this website. Other than a couple surprises (Bills, Saints) they do not look THAT bad. She had never heard of the Cleveland Browns, but somehow picked them to be the worst team in the NFL. That’s how bad they are!

AFC East

  1. New England Patriots, 13-3
  2. Buffalo Bills, 9-7
  3. Miami Dolphins, 6-10
  4. New York Jets, 4-12

AFC North

  1. Pittsburgh Steelers, 12-4
  2. Baltimore Ravens, 8-8
  3. Cincinnati Bengals, 8-8
  4. Cleveland Browns, 3-13

AFC South

  1. Jacksonville Jaguars, 8-8
  2. Tennessee Titans, 7-9
  3. Houston Texans, 6-10
  4. Indianapolis Colts, 6-10

AFC West

  1. Oakland Raiders, 13-3
  2. Kansas City Chiefs, 8-8
  3. Los Angeles Chargers, 8-8
  4. Denver Broncos, 8-8

NFC East

  1. Philadelphia Eagles, 14-2
  2. Washington Redskins, 9-7
  3. Dallas Cowboys, 7-9
  4. New York Giants, 6-10

NFC North

  1. Green Bay Packers, 12-4
  2. Chicago Bears, 11-5
  3. Minnesota Vikings, 9-7
  4. Detroit Lions, 4-12

NFC South

  1. Carolina Panthers, 10-6
  2. Atlanta Falcons, 8-8
  3. Tampa Bay Buccaneers, 7-9
  4. New Orleans Saints, 5-11

NFC West

  1. Seattle Seahawks, 8-8
  2. Arizona Cardinals, 7-9
  3. Los Angeles Rams, 7-9
  4. San Francisco 49ers, 7-9

Wild Card

Jacksonville Jaguars over Buffalo Bills
Pittsburgh Steelers over Baltimore Ravens

Seattle Seahawks over Chicago Bears
Minnesota Vikings over Carolina Panthers


Pittsburgh Steelers over Oakland Raiders
New England Patriots over Jacksonville Jaguars

Green Bay Packers over Seattle Seahawks
Philadelphia Eagles over Minnesota Vikings


New England Patriots over Pittsburgh Steelers

Philadelphia Eagles over Green Bay Packers

Super Bowl

New England Patriots over Philadelphia Eagles

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